Ben+Delvin

=PENIS= =im going to find you and have sex with your mom=

Capture the Flag

poop hump me like a midget plz put dick in me and make me fill good and raeped slurp slurp

this is me and your mom with much less smiles and much darker cum cum in her and make her cunt fill better and bigger and effhsfhj this again is me and yore mom and your dad and his friend also called my step dad

LOST DOGE~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*xX __PLZ CALL 161-DOGE__ __~MUCH REWARD__
 * MUCH TRUBBLE
 * SO SCARE
 * WOW

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I Broke My Water At The Age Of 238129031209839018230381290830180. Please Help Me

Sometimes I wrap my penis in toilet paper and pretend its a ghost then penetrate myself as if its going through me. penis in u tonight hahayahahhaahahhahaahahuahahha slurp slurp this is where il reap u slurp slurp One day I came home and was reading my favorite book "Eating Ass for Beginners" when I finished it and noticed that on the last page it said 666.I thought that was weird so I counted the pages and it turns out there were only 420!!! I turned back to the page with 666 on it and felt thoroughly spooked. I could taste the flaccidity in the air which was weird cuz I was rock hard only seconds earlier. Suddenly my autistic younger brother jumped straight outta the book and started playing "Crawling in My Skin" on his recorder. I told him please piss off but when he didn't I suddenly appeared naked in front of my whole school!!! My brother was next to me and still playing the song but he was naked too. Everyone started chanting "Carlos! Carlos!" until I couldn't take it any more. I screamed, "Who the fuck is Carlos?" and ass soon as I said it I bolted upright in my bed. It had all been a drem?!?!?! I thought wow that was a relief but then I knew something wasn't right because I was lieing in a pool of cum and my onchinchin can't do that yet. I decided to get my mom to take me to the doctors asap. A couple weeks later I was at the doctor's. It took so long to get their cuz every time my mom would ask if I wanted to go I was busy playing with my hotwheels cars and I told her to go die but this time she was gonna put me up for adoption again so I went. Anyway I went to the doctor's office and after a pretty damn rough groping of these soon to be hairy nuts he told me to pull my pants up and sit the fuck down. He said he had some bad news for me. He said I had terrets so from now on I could only eat "kosher" foods. I said, "wtf nigga" and he told me "fuck off and I'm only twelve." Then I realized he was still playing with my balls through my pants and I woke up in my bed again except this time I was getting my dick sucked by a turtle. I said, "gtfo rapheal headass nigga." He looked up at me and in that moment I realized that was the face of my true father. He said, "shawty I don't mind." And then I woke up in my bed again. This time everything was normal except I was clutching my life alert like a nigga who needs it and I really did have terrets. Then I realized the past few weeks of my life had all been a dream!!! I said "fuck it" and went to the bathroom but I couldn't get the pill bottle open. Then I realized I still had a couple of hot wheels in real life and I had to take care of my autistic brother and my mom. I decided I would kill myself after I got these bitches off my dick and I would do it by laying in the middle of the street as a final homage the hotwheels I love so much.

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